The residents of this house are currently snowed in, though they predict roads will be cleared to teach tomorrow. We have been informed that they may make a trip to Dotde's Mombach headquarters in two weeks, if they decide to buy the $310 round-trip tickets (!!!) and make the drive to Newark's fine airport.

If you know this couple, give them a call today and tell these free spirits to pull the trigger on this adventure. We're approaching the height of Karneval here in Mainz, which boasts one of the best celebrations in all Deutschland.

Being assigned as a guest writer is one of the many perks of visiting Mombach HQ. Now that's Klamkaditious!